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15 sleazy phrases men say to women that give away their ulterior motives


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By (author): Neil Strauss

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Men that treat their dates to a fine meal may be thinking, “alright, now the real games begin!” What do you say to keep her enamored with you, hopefully leading to a little more? Men think that their invitations are natural and smooth, but many women catch on pretty quick, sensing that he’s up to something.

The most obvious was “I swear I won’t do anything, so can I come over to your place?” Most women who are told this will be puzzled, thinking why he’d want to come over at all if he’s planning to do nothing. Women know that when men start swearing they won’t do anything, they plan to all kinds of things. It’s such a tired plan that some women may just sigh in disbelief.

Second most popular-yet-unbelievable question was “I missed the last train, can I come over to your place?” Japanese take trains every day and night, and it’s unthinkable that they would forget their train that one day. Some men even take peeks at their watches, eying the best time to unleash this excuse. Hopefully they won’t be crushed when she suggests the existence of taxis.

In third was “I’m really good at giving massages, are you feeling tense anywhere?” This is his plan to narrow the gap in the relationship by introducing body touching. Unfortunately for guys, this one’s a no-brainer for women. What would he say if instead of asking for a shoulder, back, or hip massage, she asked for a foot massage at the end of a long day (though some men with certain fetishes will think jackpot!).

Men, use this list wisely to be a truly imaginative, original, charming wolf in sheep’s clothing.

  1. I swear I won’t do anything, so can I come over to your place?
  2. I missed the last train, can I come over to your place?
  3. I’m really good at giving massages, are you feeling tense anywhere?
  4. I’m so tired, can I rest at your place?
  5. I bet you look good in pajamas. I’d love to see that.
  6. Want to drink a little more at my place?
  7. I have a fun DVD to watch at my place, want to come over?
  8. I have a cat, want to come over to my place?
  9. My stomach feels weird, can I use your bathroom?
  10. I can check the feng shui of your place.
  11. It’s a bit late, I’ll ride with you to your place in the taxi.
  12. There was a huge bug at my place, wanna come and see?
  13. Can you come over to my place next time and make me a meal?
  14. Want to come over to eat some of my cooking?
  15. My folks sent me so much <insert food here>, want to come over to my place and eat some with me?
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Japanese netizens are horniest at 2 AM

Yahoo! Japan has gathered and studied data regarding the average moods of Japanese people during any given day, relying on updates on social media sites like Facebook and Twitter.

Do any of these moods fit your update habits?

6 AM Update:

  1. Bright
  2. Sleepy
  3. Healthy
  4. Little more
  5. Calm

9 AM Update:

  1. Nervous
  2. Having fun
  3. Excited
  4. Thanks to
  5. Pleasant

12 PM Update:

  1. Hungry
  2. Nom nom
  3. Happy
  4. Cheap
  5. Doesn’t taste good

5 PM Update:

  1. Time to go home
  2. Tired
  3. Done
  4. Head hurts
  5. Feet hurt

8 PM Update:

  1. A lot
  2. Good
  3. Good evening
  4. Cute
  5. Too cool

11 PM Update:

  1. It was a good day everyone
  2. Sorry
  3. You’re right
  4. Nostalgic
  5. Awesome

2 AM Update:

  1. Scary
  2. Erotic
  3. Shut up
  4. Fun
  5. Nope

3 AM Update:

  1. Not good
  2. Why
  3. Can’t sleep
  4. Go to sleep
  5. Of course

4 AM Update:

  1. Die
  2. Weird
  3. Why
  4. Shameful
  5. Suffocating

Other observations include that most Japanese are “bored” between 10 AM and 11 AM, followed by 1 PM and 2 PM. Perhaps everyone could go home on time if they just worked these two hours…



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Dragon Ball author Akira Toriyama: “The Majin Buu Saga was intense to create! I lost interest in writing battle scenes after that”

If you’ve ever read or watched Dragon Ball, it is one of the best examples of manga with powerful characters engaging in intense battle scenes. It’s regarded as a classic for this reason, and a recent interview with the creator revealed interesting information about its creation.

Creator Akira Toriyama said in a recent interview, “Majin Buu was the strongest enemy in the original manga series. The last enemy was round! He’s strong! And he’s really persistent!

Even I got frustrated drawing the manga, since the battle scenes were so intense and drawn out. I’m an old man with high blood pressure that prefers light flavors now, so I can’t draw such epic battle scenes anymore. To be frank, after drawing those scenes, I lost interest in writing in battles altogether.”

He added, “as a creator, I much prefer the interactions between minor characters. When I drew the silly Mr. Satan (Hercule in the West) contributing to the hero’s victory, it sent shivers down my spine.”

Reactions Online:

I’ve read a lot of manga, but I really think Dragon Ball had some of the best choreographed battles.

He must be a genius if he can create such a huge hit without even giving his best

His last short series was pretty fun and that’s the kind of manga he wants to write, but everyone else wants Dragon Ball

No matter how good the manga starts outs, it can ruin the manga and the writer themselves if they needlessly keep writing without end

If someone asked me what manga had the ultimate battle scenes, I’d say Dragon Ball in a heartbeat

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74 year-old man arrested for punching a banker that refused to tell him the ATM card’s PIN that he can’t remember

On 3/25 in Shimane prefecture, Japan, an unemployed 74 year-old man was arrested for suspicions on aggravated assault.

According to the police report, the man had forgotten his ATM card’s PIN code, and was denied the information when he asked the banker. The man has admitted that he punched the banker out of frustration.

Responses Online:

You live for 74 years and this is how you act? This is why old people doesn’t necessarily equal wise anymore

Do we still have to pay him social security?

There are seriously people like this, where they ask for the PIN. I worked at a cell phone shop, and a guy said “why don’t you have my PIN on file? That’s irresponsible!” Of course we don’t know! It’s called a PIN, Personal Identification Number, for a reason!

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Young girl receives a message on her Nintendo 3DS: “When you like someone, you should send photos of yourself naked”

A young girl has been involved in a sexual harassment incident through her Nintendo 3DS video game system.

Last April, a 22 year-old man from Fukuoka prefecture messaged a seventh grade female student with a Nintendo 3DS connected to the internet. The message read: “When you like someone, you should send photos of yourself naked”.

Reactions Online:

If there’s a sliver of a chance, perverts everywhere will try to exploit a system like this to approach children. Why did Nintendo make such a fallible system?

These articles crop up like clockwork.

We need to teach our kids to do the right thing before we blame the method of delivery

The parents are the idiots, they’re clueless!


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Top foreign cars that Japanese women want their boyfriends to drive

If you’re a single man in the market for a car in Japan, this is the list for you. Over a thousand Japanese women have cast their votes on what foreign car they want a man to pick them up in , and the results are mostly expected, with a few curve balls.

1. BMW
2. Audi
3. Mercedes Benz
4. Porsche
5. Ferrari
6. Jaguar
7. Volvo
8. Mini
9. Hummer
10. Peugeot

There are a few oddballs in the top 10, but most are luxury or exotic sports cars as expected. Any betting woman would guess that nice cars equal deep pockets.

11. Alfa Romeo
11. Volkswagen
13. Chevrolet
14. Lamborghini
14. Rolls Royce
16. Jeep
17. Ford
18. Cadillac

However, we start to see some interesting brands. Volkswagen, Chevrolet, and Ford are quite affordable these days, and are commonplace in the United States. It’s shocking to see the likes of Volkswagen and Chevrolet place above Lamborghini and Rolls Royce.

18. Land Rover
18. Renault
21. Lincoln
22. Fiat
22. Maserati
24. Aston Martin
24. Chrysler
24. Saab
24. Citroen
24. Bentley
29. MG
30. Opel

We even see relatively cheap cars like Fiat tie with Maserati. The troubled Chrysler ties with Bentley as well. It seems like it’s time for women to take another look through the car magazines to see what costs what to avoid heartache. And men, don’t kid yourselves: the Chevrolet Spark isn’t going to, well, spark her interest in you.

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Middle school vice principle caught flashing his naughty bits while riding motorcycle: “I like high school girls, it was thrilling”

On February 28, a middle school vice principle (50, male) was been arrested in Osaka, Japan for indecent exposure of his genitals. Victims include three high school female students, and the suspect will face a stern punishment.

According to police,  the vice principle admitted “I like high school girls. I was enjoying the thrill of seeing if I’d get caught.” Continue reading