Good news: saving your virginity until 30 will grant you magical powers

If you’ve yet to succumb to the temptations you fend off every day, don’t fret! Rumors in Japan say that if you’re a virgin by your 30th birthday, you’ll become a wizard.

When people are throwing their bodies at you, just keep in mind that one day, you too may become a wielder of magic in a world of mere mortals!

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